Downstairs Tub

No offense to the width-challenged. Here's the downstairs bathtub. An alternate view of the iridescent tiles. Nice. Are you excited yet? About bathing, I mean.

The Bath

Check out the towel rack--a classic. Also, the tiles are a study in nuanced tackiness. They're made of plastic (!) and have a pearlescent sheen. Groovy.

The Hearth

You might not be able to tell, but the predominant color of the stove is "Almond". Enough said? It sits upon elegant simulated brick linoleum. Also, note the exhaust fan above the stove. Installed by the Krell, millenia ago.

Kelvinator

The tastes of a certain era, fully manifest. Buick-like, or something. Sounds like an evil combination of a weedwhacker and a chainsaw when it is running. This thing is vintage...I'm not sure you can buy one in the U.S. any more...more about these HERE.

..and it's gone now

Tasteful

The badge on the refrigerator. Please note: this has simulated burlwood decoration. There's a VistaCruiser parked out back with some of the same stuff on the dashboard. (Not really)

YOW!

...or do I mean..."Yeeeeee-haw!". This is the sort of thing that appeals only to certain tastes...it WAS attached to the kitchen ceiling. It MAY appear on eBay soon.

Red Counter

Yuh, I think it's Formica®.

What the...

In the hall, you begin to notice the strange consistency of some of the fixtures...I think this is another candidate for eBay.

THE HALL

OK, now the hallway, looking back toward the front door.

What's inside?

Well, there's this doorbell...it makes the classic "ding-dong" or, actually, "dong-ding", on account of a misadjustment. Just the thing to appeal to you eccentric types. This item might end up on eBay. If it does, maybe I'll post a link to the auction here.

THE HOUSE

This is the photo of the house as presented on the realtor's website.